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Somebody really needs to teach Helvetica the Mystery Science Theater 3000 mantra.
Hey! In other news, this is an announcement that hereon, Helvetica updates will be pushed to every Saturday! My schedule recently underwent a pretty intense change, so this was necessary for me. Thanks for reading!!
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[skeletons oohing]
omg thank you for adding this
helvetica knos whatsup
like, it would be funny if youcant actually die hahahaha
“and while we’re on the subject how did you two grow moustaches”
XDD
So I pointed this out to my brother, who pointed out to me that Fedora and Trilby technically have PENCIL thin mustaches. Think about it….
OMG
THOSE FRAUDS!!
Does this mean that Almond’s eyelashes are fake too? :P
yes.
Look out, he’s got Sproutella!
Lovin’ that Grim Fandango reference. This whole comic gives off that vibe :)
It’s all fake Helvetica, your world is being run on Windows XP
vet, no
hold up.. the big man wants a Time Out
What is dead can never die, but rises again harder and stronger.
-someone
Hey, so I read all the archive today and I already LOVE this webcomic! You’ve done a great job with all this misteries, the detectivesc feeling that the comic has… Your art is beautifull too, and the chatacters are awesome!
Hope someday you can expand your updates to 2 days a week. Congrats for this!
The question is asked.
Silence will fall when the question is asked.
On the Fields of Trenzalore, at the fall of the Eleventh, when no living creature can speak falsely or fail to answer, a question will be asked — a question that must never ever be answered. The first question. The oldest question in the universe, hidden in plain sight. Would you like to know what it is?
“It’s not like we can die a second time… right?”
“…leaving you nothing but a patch of wildflowers on the ground, swarming with butterflies.”
Helvetica surely actually wonders this question…but I like to think he’s asking it shrewdly as an attempt to stall for time.
Yeah, I’m an optimist, leave me alone!
awesome ! but missing element is romantic scene ,date character
I love how his hands moved to the other side when he wasn’t sure. lol
He’s so fresh-dead that’s cute!
However I’m curious too :D
BUT WAIT! What if there’s another afterlife after the afterlife!? And another after life after the after after life! After all, who guessed that the first after life would come after life?
If you die here, you’ll wake up with no memory of your past, very little cognitive ability, and other people choose your name for you. And you’re also this gross squishy thing with a bunch of fluids and… SKIN.
IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT, VET? IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT???
i see what u did there….
Trilby looks so done in the third panel…
I love the look on Heavens’ face, like “Oh dear, I *knew* there was something I’d forgotten to mention…”
These guys were Steak’s greeters. Don’t believe me? http://helvetica.jnwiedle.com/2011/08/19/are-we-there-yet/
*record scratch*
The MST3K mantra? You mean, “Just repeat to yourself: ‘It’s just a show, you should really just relax.'”?
Glad to know an MST3K fan is makin’ this comic, hahaha
Oh god!!! Helvetica you idiot!! XD
I asked the same thing as soon as I saw the gun lol.
(Just started reading not even 20 minutes ago and I’m really addicted to the comic. Thank you so much for making this.)
MYSTERY THEATER 3000 YESSSSSS
JEEZ SOMEONE FINALLY POINTS IT OUT IN THIS COMIC XD
wait, so, they’re just skeletons, right? no organs or anything. wouldn’t that mean that shooting them in the skull would be no more effective than shooting them in the humerous?