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STEAK WAS A HITMAN AND THESE ARE OTHER COWORKERS! LOOK AT THE CAST MEMO FOR STEAK:
Steak
You need to, eh… rough someone up a little? Steak’s your guy. Ha ha ha, just kidding, Steak left that kinda death behind a long time ago. Now he’s working alongside his partner Good Heavens as a greeter at the WWHQ. Still, just cause he’s a greeter doesn’t mean he’s gotta be a nice guy. And he isn’t.
Clever idea Mr or Mrs Wiedle…
They said somewhere that people who’s bones become weak leave for the valley where Helvetica appeared, and become dust. So they do die… Or at the very least they decay into oblivion.
wait why are they scared they’re already dead
what’s the worst that could happen if they get shot.. that they wake up in a strange purgatory identical in nearly every way to their former life except they all get involuntary emotional baggage without even trying?
As I said above, “They said somewhere that people who’s bones become weak leave for the valley where Helvetica appeared, and become dust. So they do die… Or at the very least they decay into oblivion.”
hee hee
LUCILLE <3
Uh no. Not good not good!
yes Lucy, be confused – then realize why Heavens would possibly be speaking to you like that!
trilby…With A Gun
How does one kill a skeleton…. Who already happens to be dead……. OvO”
Lucy should be able to hear it in his voice, that now aint the best time..
I just love Lucy’s face in that last panel. Also, I’m curious as to what the effects of being shot in the head would be on a skeleton.
Well, for starters you’d be picking bits of bone out of the carpet for months
STEAK WAS A HITMAN AND THESE ARE OTHER COWORKERS! LOOK AT THE CAST MEMO FOR STEAK:
Steak
You need to, eh… rough someone up a little? Steak’s your guy. Ha ha ha, just kidding, Steak left that kinda death behind a long time ago. Now he’s working alongside his partner Good Heavens as a greeter at the WWHQ. Still, just cause he’s a greeter doesn’t mean he’s gotta be a nice guy. And he isn’t.
Clever idea Mr or Mrs Wiedle…
So even in death, people still hire hitmans? Damn call it a loop…
So then they wake up in Life with no memory of their death? Or is their second death… True oblivion?
They said somewhere that people who’s bones become weak leave for the valley where Helvetica appeared, and become dust. So they do die… Or at the very least they decay into oblivion.
wait why are they scared they’re already dead
what’s the worst that could happen if they get shot.. that they wake up in a strange purgatory identical in nearly every way to their former life except they all get involuntary emotional baggage without even trying?
nah. seems unlikely.
As I said above, “They said somewhere that people who’s bones become weak leave for the valley where Helvetica appeared, and become dust. So they do die… Or at the very least they decay into oblivion.”
You know shit’s serious when his eyes are glowing
Do I spot an unintentional reference to a videogame? ;3
*Megalovania plays*